• me: do ur homework
  • me: no
  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
  • lilplanty:

darthxinvader:

becausebirds:

Meet Sable, the 1 in 100,000 melanic (oppsite of albino) Barn Owl that wasn’t rejected by its mother for its unique dark coloring.

    lilplanty:

    darthxinvader:

    becausebirds:

    Meet Sable, the 1 in 100,000 melanic (oppsite of albino) Barn Owl that wasn’t rejected by its mother for its unique dark coloring.

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    friesb4-guys:

more here

    friesb4-guys:

    more here

    jonasbrothers:

    I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared

    white-sabbath2:

    i really hate it when a really awesome person starts talking to you, thinking that you’re awesome too, and then as they’re talking to you, you can feel them realising just how not awesome you are 

  • mom: how long are you going to listen to that song
  • me: centuries
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Assaf Dayan & Anjelica Huston photographed by David Bailey for Vogue September 1969 

    Assaf Dayan & Anjelica Huston photographed by David Bailey for Vogue September 1969 

    hermosa-hippie:

    pecancat:

    katelouisepowell:

    I met a nice cat on the way home

    He’s trying to remember your scent so when the feline uprising happens he’ll know to spare you for your intimate kindness

    Thats fuckin aborable